Happy Mother’s Day
We Have New Babies
For weeks, a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, “Tommy, what has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?”
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, “I think Mommy ate it!”
My Teacher is Thankful
Son: Mom, teacher was asking me today, if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.
Mom: That’s nice of her to take such an interest in you. So what did she say when you told her that you’re the only child, my dear?
Son: She just said…”Thank goodness!”
It’s Time to go to School
One early morning, a lady went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”
Son: But why Mom? I don’t want to go.
Mom: Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.
Son: Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!
Mom: Oh, that’s no reason to not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.
Son: Give me two reasons why I should go to school.
Mom: Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal!
In all seriousness, we do love our mother’s. They spent countless hours awake at night watching their restless babies, shaped our vocabulary, molded our values, were our first teachers of dedication, honesty, truth and love. Mom, we love you!